Category Archives: Quarantine

The Bad Movie Virus Quarantine. Where bad movies breed.

Quarantine 5: Satan Gave Me A Massage For This One -School Of The Holy Beast-

Thanks for bearing with me as I attempt to balance real life with getting the site updated. I hope to begin having a reliable, dependable and lots of other words that end in “able” release schedule, soon. Until then, here’s … Continue reading

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Quarantine 4: What Is Science Doing There? -The Last Slumber Party-

This is it. This is the one that started the Bad Movie Virus. It’s weird, too, cuz if you do a Google image search for “The Last Slumber Party” you also get the cover for Evil Laugh, which I had … Continue reading

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Quarantine 3:Just Add Baio -Evil Laugh-

After the show-stopping “finishing changing the tire” scene, STEVEN BAIO states that he has to “drain the lizard”. Did we really talk like this in the 80’s? If I’m gonna call my privates something, I doubt it would be a scaly, cold blooded creature. Continue reading

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Quarantine 2:Cinematic Atrocity Unleashed -The Mutilation Man-

This movie is expanding the boundaries of walking with it’s non-stop walking action on all sorts of different terrain. Truly, it is a masterpiece to pass down to our children. Continue reading

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First Quarantine Entry: Hellgate

There is a mans head in the fridge, which screams “Aaaahhh! I don’t want my body!”? to which she replies “Pull yourself together” and politely closes the fridge. Continue reading

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