Category Archives: Things I’ve Seen

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This Is What Constitutes “BAD”? -Green Lantern

This is more of a rant, than a review. I’m sorry. Just reading all the negativity about a silly movie about aliens and magic rings made me question my critical brethren’s reasons for watching films, at all! If it’s total crap, great, be mean. But if it works with some things, but not all, ….. Fuck it. Stop WANTING to hate movies. Continue reading

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New Attrocity Unleashed: The Last Evil

The Last Evil (2011) Really? What the…. Ok, This movie starts with a great shot of a hallway and then devolves into shit. Just….Just look at this fucking shot!         That’s freakin’ awesome. Then… We’re introduced to … Continue reading

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Nice Hat – The Green Hornet

I guess everyone else thought Kato just got off drawing himself. I dunno. They all look the same, you know. Continue reading

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Night of the Dawn of the Day of the Land of the Dead (1968 – 2005)

Why in the hell would I want to take on ALL FOUR (4) of George A. Romero’s best zombie flicks in one (1) sitting? Why the hell do I always type out the word for a number and then put the actual number in parentheses directly after it or vice versa? I have no idea on both counts. Continue reading

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Your Suckiness Will Be Legendary -Hellraiser: Hellworld-

Finally, the movie gives us what we’ve been waiting for: a dream sequence. Good god. Hellraiser isn’t about dream sequences. That’s that other franchise. A Bad Comedian On A Street Named After A Common Type Of Tree, or whatever. And it’s a lame ass obvious dream sequence, at that. Continue reading

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Just One Question -G.I. Joe-

There’s so much story, that in the middle of a fight, there is a fucking flash-back. Continue reading

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Ass: The Movie

Ho boy. You might remember me admitting to completing my RE movie collection and stating I would probably go see Afterlife. Allow me to reiterate my stance on the RE movie franchise: I saw the first RE at a sneak … Continue reading

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