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Quarantine 4: What Is Science Doing There? -The Last Slumber Party-

This is it. This is the one that started the Bad Movie Virus. It’s weird, too, cuz if you do a Google image search for “The Last Slumber Party” you also get the cover for Evil Laugh, which I had … Continue reading

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Your Suckiness Will Be Legendary -Hellraiser: Hellworld-

Finally, the movie gives us what we’ve been waiting for: a dream sequence. Good god. Hellraiser isn’t about dream sequences. That’s that other franchise. A Bad Comedian On A Street Named After A Common Type Of Tree, or whatever. And it’s a lame ass obvious dream sequence, at that. Continue reading

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Quarantine 3:Just Add Baio -Evil Laugh-

After the show-stopping “finishing changing the tire” scene, STEVEN BAIO states that he has to “drain the lizard”. Did we really talk like this in the 80’s? If I’m gonna call my privates something, I doubt it would be a scaly, cold blooded creature. Continue reading

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Quarantine 2:Cinematic Atrocity Unleashed -The Mutilation Man-

This movie is expanding the boundaries of walking with it’s non-stop walking action on all sorts of different terrain. Truly, it is a masterpiece to pass down to our children. Continue reading

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Manimal!! Starring Simon MacCorkindale!!! -Island of Dr. Moreau-

And Fairuza Balk walks around looking like she has marshmallows stuffed in her cheeks. Continue reading

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What Is The Bad Movie Virus?

Very simply, it’s a movie so bad that you have to share it with others. Kind of like having someone smell bad milk that you yourself just inhaled. But much more enjoyable. The BMV blog is made up of 3 … Continue reading

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First Quarantine Entry: Hellgate

There is a mans head in the fridge, which screams “Aaaahhh! I don’t want my body!”? to which she replies “Pull yourself together” and politely closes the fridge. Continue reading

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