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Nice Hat – The Green Hornet

I guess everyone else thought Kato just got off drawing himself. I dunno. They all look the same, you know. Continue reading

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Night of the Dawn of the Day of the Land of the Dead (1968 – 2005)

Why in the hell would I want to take on ALL FOUR (4) of George A. Romero’s best zombie flicks in one (1) sitting? Why the hell do I always type out the word for a number and then put the actual number in parentheses directly after it or vice versa? I have no idea on both counts. Continue reading

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Quarantine 4: What Is Science Doing There? -The Last Slumber Party-

This is it. This is the one that started the Bad Movie Virus. It’s weird, too, cuz if you do a Google image search for “The Last Slumber Party” you also get the cover for Evil Laugh, which I had … Continue reading

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Your Suckiness Will Be Legendary -Hellraiser: Hellworld-

Finally, the movie gives us what we’ve been waiting for: a dream sequence. Good god. Hellraiser isn’t about dream sequences. That’s that other franchise. A Bad Comedian On A Street Named After A Common Type Of Tree, or whatever. And it’s a lame ass obvious dream sequence, at that. Continue reading

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Quarantine 3:Just Add Baio -Evil Laugh-

After the show-stopping “finishing changing the tire” scene, STEVEN BAIO states that he has to “drain the lizard”. Did we really talk like this in the 80’s? If I’m gonna call my privates something, I doubt it would be a scaly, cold blooded creature. Continue reading

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And, Please…No Spitting During The Film -Rob Zombie’s Halloween-

Michael seems to have some kind of Strode-ar ©and is able to know what his baby sister looks like all grown up and knows where she is going and…..I’m being serious. He has Strode-ar ©. Continue reading

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Quarantine 2:Cinematic Atrocity Unleashed -The Mutilation Man-

This movie is expanding the boundaries of walking with it’s non-stop walking action on all sorts of different terrain. Truly, it is a masterpiece to pass down to our children. Continue reading

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