Tag Archives: bad

Quarantine 4: What Is Science Doing There? -The Last Slumber Party-

Posted on October 21, 2010 by Nix

This is it. This is the one that started the Bad Movie Virus. It’s weird, too, cuz if you do a Google image search for “The Last Slumber Party” you also get the cover for Evil Laugh, which I had … Continue reading →

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Your Suckiness Will Be Legendary -Hellraiser: Hellworld-

Posted on October 20, 2010 by Nix

Finally, the movie gives us what we’ve been waiting for: a dream sequence. Good god. Hellraiser isn’t about dream sequences. That’s that other franchise. A Bad Comedian On A Street Named After A Common Type Of Tree, or whatever. And it’s a lame ass obvious dream sequence, at that. Continue reading →

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Quarantine 3:Just Add Baio -Evil Laugh-

Posted on October 19, 2010 by Nix

After the show-stopping “finishing changing the tire” scene, STEVEN BAIO states that he has to “drain the lizard”. Did we really talk like this in the 80’s? If I’m gonna call my privates something, I doubt it would be a scaly, cold blooded creature. Continue reading →

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And, Please…No Spitting During The Film -Rob Zombie’s Halloween-

Posted on October 18, 2010 by Nix

Michael seems to have some kind of Strode-ar ©and is able to know what his baby sister looks like all grown up and knows where she is going and…..I’m being serious. He has Strode-ar ©. Continue reading →

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Quarantine 2:Cinematic Atrocity Unleashed -The Mutilation Man-

Posted on October 14, 2010 by Nix

This movie is expanding the boundaries of walking with it’s non-stop walking action on all sorts of different terrain. Truly, it is a masterpiece to pass down to our children. Continue reading →

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My Time To Waste -My Soul To Take-

Posted on October 8, 2010 by Nix

This movie feels like it was supposed to be the new Scream. I hate to say it, as I did not like the Scream series, but Craven just proved that the only reason those movies worked was because of Kevin Williamson’s writing ability. The audience was laughing at lines and actions performed throughout the running time. Not what you should be hearing at a straight-up horror flick. Continue reading →

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